justin․searls․co

I joined Twitter in 2007 and my brain slowly morphed over the next 15 years from hopelessly verbose to nihilistically pithy. I've kicked the Twitter habit, but the takes keep flowing. That's why I post them here and format them as a social network of one. They're also cross-posted to my Mastodon account. You're welcome to bookmark any of these takes, though I'm not sure why you would.

By the way, the hearts and like counts are fake. They're just there to make you feel safe.


Granted, I'm less online than I used to be, but I haven't heard a single Weekend at Biden's joke yet.

Not mad at any of you. Just disappointed.

There's been a bug in the Apple Watch app ever since multiple watch support was added: if the pairing process fails on an additional watch and the phone begins unpairing it, ALL paired watches will be unpaired.

There is no way to recover short of setting all watches up all over again. Today marks the sixth time this has happened to me.

I tried to redeem a free year of Peacock I received via my Universal Studios annual pass, but it failed with an ambiguous 500 server error because I apparently already had Peacock Premium via my Instacart+ subscription.

Nothing about anything makes any sense anymore.

Over and over and over again, the same lesson: the most valuable thing a programmer can do for themselves is to invest in faster, safer feedback loops.

Forced myself to spend two hours this morning not building the thing, and the resulting script empowered me to make such aggressive and rapid changes that I accomplished a day's worth of work in the subsequent two hours.

When people ask the "secret to my success," I like to respond with any of the many attributes that set me apart from my peers.

Here's one: whenever someone says anything remotely hurtful, think about it several times every week for the next twenty years and get very, very sad.

Pro-tip to the 8 people out there using Vision Pro and Mac Virtual Display: don't let your Mac enter low power mode.

I set Low Power Mode to turn on when my MacBook Air is on battery and then spent 3 days being confused why the virtual display latency skyrocketed from "instant" to "slideshow".

Was thinking last night how much I loved Fallout 2 when it first released and how much of the magic was lost when Bethesda moved it to a high-budget FPS format.

Given all the Fallout buzz right now and the nature of Game Pass, Microsoft should find a studio to make a lower-budget Fallout 2.5 in the style of the original games but for modern platforms. Could be great.

The moment people most often update a dependency is when it isn't acting as they expect, and an update might fix it. The likeliest outcome is that the updated dependency will continue to not work as expected while also breaking in new and unrelated ways.