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The Baby Store

Why I didn't have kids, despite the fact a lot of men seem weirdly OK with pretending they have zero regrets.

I appreciate the tinfoil hat set, but what's with all these RFID-blocking wallets? Car's fob won't unlock the doors because my wallet is close enough to block it.

Where can I get an RFID-boosting wallet?

TIL (the hard way) that in Florida, joint vehicle titles with "AND" between the names require both parties for every significant transaction. "OR" titles are also available and allow either party to be a self-actualized adult.

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v30 - Mall of the Gulf of America

Breaking Change

If you're here for the spicy, good news: you're gettin' it spicy.

I am usually joking, but I mean it this time: I'm going to stop doing this podcast if you don't write in to podcast@searls.co. Give me proof of life, that's all I need. I won't even read it on air if you don't want!

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Becky keeps encouraging me to try nutritional yeast as a healthy, protein-rich seasoning, but the wires in my brain got crossed and I keep calling it "informational yeast" and then wondering what the hell it has to tell me.

How to build a podcasting platform in under 8 hours

Last year at Rails World, I indulged in some horn tooting and victory-lap taking when I showed off the publishing platform and strength-training app I built to support Becky's business.

The paper-thin pretense of my talk was, "wow, look at how incredible Ruby on Rails is for empowering developers—even solo acts—to build ambitious products." And don't get me wrong, that was the main thesis. But the presentation was also an opportunity to show off my work and drop the mic.

As a consultant, I spent my entire career hearing how hard it is to build a real product. That as a Johnny-come-lately contractor, I could never know why things had to be slow. Or complicated. Or buggy. I lost track of how many times someone referenced Steve Jobs' epic judgment of consultants as the reason they wouldn't hire me on a contract basis and why I was only valuable if I joined their corporate family in W-2 matrimony.

Well, all that consultant FUD turned out to be bullshit. Simply by doing all the things I'd been telling others to do for two decades, I enjoyed the smoothest software development experience I've ever witnessed at any company of any scale. Literally everything went great. The resulting app looks, performs, and functions better than I ever imagined it would. My product owner / wife is thrilled with it. In its first 4 months on the market, only two bugs have been reported by customers and both were fixed in an hour or less.

Of course, one reason I held back on celebrating the success of my own ability to somehow form all the right opinions about good software was because it would have been premature. The true test of any software system is how easy it is to change later. Well, as you might be able to tell from the braggadocious tone of this post, I finally have an answer after delivering the platform's first major post-launch feature.

Becky has been wanting to start a podcast for a while, and given that we already had a bespoke CMS with her name on it lying around, it only made sense to try my hand at slotting in a podcast hosting component. I was nervous it'd take a while to get up to speed, as I hadn't touched the codebase in months. Nope: everything went so smoothly I can't believe I'm done already. the whole podcast system was finished in under 8 hours with plenty of time leftover to dunk on corporate America and the dysfunctional way seemingly every company on earth is intent on writing software.

Anyway, I've maintained a pretty meek stance over the years when it comes to dishing out categorical advice on how to write "good" software. Lots of disingenuous caveats like, "I've seen my approach work well, but maybe your solution is best for your situation." Most of that pussy-footing was born out of my own misplaced desire to please everyone. But at least some of my self-consciousness was on account of the narrative that consultants just couldn't hack it when it came to building something.

Well, I'm ready to call bullshit. Turns out, I'm better at building software than most people and, hell, most teams. If you want to get better at programming, the most important thing you can do is practice. But it wouldn't hurt for you to read or watch my stuff. 🎤🚮

Someone should start a "Delete TikTok" challenge, wherein you record yourself accessing a friend's phone, deleting the TikTok app, and then capturing their reaction when they realize they can't reinstall it.

New paper answers whether ChatGPT makes you lazier

Apple Intelligence summary of the abstract, which I couldn't be bothered to read:

A study comparing learners' motivations, self-regulated learning processes, and performance with different support agents (AI, human expert, writing analytics, or none) found no difference in motivation but significant differences in learning processes and performance. While AI support improved essay scores, it may also promote dependence and "metacognitive laziness."

No offense to the startup bros out there but “Agentic” sounds more like an Alzheimer’s drug that’s mired in a class action lawsuit for giving people cancer.

I find myself frequently wondering how much better LLMs would be at coding if they were trained to be humble and full of self-doubt instead of overconfident know-it-alls.

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v29 - Super Switch

Breaking Change

In this episode: Justin goes to a birthday party, drives a Tesla, and configures your BIOS.

The compliments department is, as always, available at podcast@searls.co.

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