The thing I can't stand about Vegas is…

The thing I can't stand about Vegas is that even when I eat right, exercise, and go to bed early, I still feel like absolute garbage by the end.

If my body's gonna feel this wrecked, I should at least get to enjoy way harder drugs and kinkier shit than I actually get up to.

3.9k likes · February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM UTC

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