Heaven: Groceries are delivered by…

Heaven:

Groceries are delivered by Amazon
Social media is run by Facebook
Phones are made by Apple
Search is indexed by Google
Games are published by Microsoft

Hell:

Groceries are delivered by Microsoft
Social media is run by Apple
Phones are made by Facebook
Search is indexed by Amazon
Games are published by Google

3.5k likes · October 13, 2024 at 12:25 PM UTC

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