Saw a family out to dinner the other day…

Saw a family out to dinner the other day and the kid ordered milk. The waiter responded, "regular or chocolate"?

The mom got very mad at the waiter's mention of chocolate milk. It's a little shocking how far the Ovaltine window has shifted in recent years.

2.9k likes · April 13, 2024 at 9:09 PM UTC

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