My useless superpower is the ability to…

My useless superpower is the ability to accurately predict in advance exactly how miserable something will be, and with no ability to do anything about it but to wait in lucid anticipation for said misery to unfold.

1.3k likes · March 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM UTC

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