Star Wars: The Gilroy Order
I remember back when Rod Hilton suggested The Machete Order for introducing others to the Star Wars films and struggling to find fault with it. Well, since then there have been 5 theatrical releases and a glut of streaming series. And tonight, as credits rolled on Return of the Jedi, I had the thought that an even better watch order has emerged for those just now being exposed to the franchise.
Becky and I first started dating somewhere between the release of Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith and—no small measure of her devotion—she's humored me by seeing each subsequent Star Wars movie in theaters, despite having no interest in the films and little idea what was going on. Get yourself a girl who'll watch half a dozen movies that mildly repulse her, fellas.
Hell, when we were living in Japan, I missed that 吹替 ("dubbed") was printed on our tickets and she wound up sitting through the entirety of The Rise of Skywalker with Japanese voiceovers and no subtitles to speak of. When we walked out, she told me that she (1) was all set with Star Wars movies for a while, and (2) suspected the incomprehensibility of the Japanese dub had probably improved the experience, on balance.
That all changed when she decided to give Andor a chance. See, if you're not a Star Wars fan, Tony Gilroy's Andor series is unique in the franchise for being actually good. Like, it's seriously one of the best TV shows to see release in years. After its initial three-episode arc, Becky was fully on board for watching both of its 12-episode seasons. And the minute we finished Season 2, she was ready to watch Rogue One with fresh eyes. ("I actually have a clue what's going on now.") And, of course, with the way Rogue One leads directly into the opening scene of A New Hope, we just kept rolling from there.
Following this experience, I'd suggest sharing Star Wars with your unsuspecting loved ones in what I guess I'd call The Gilroy Order:
- Andor (seasons 1 and 2)
- Rogue One
- A New Hope
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Return of the Jedi
If, at this point, you're still on speaking terms with said loved ones, go ahead and watch the remaining Star Wars schlock in whatever order you want. Maybe you go straight to The Mandalorian. Maybe you watch The Force Awakens just so you can watch the second and final film of the third trilogy, The Last Jedi. Maybe you quit while you're ahead and wait for Disney to release anything half as good as Andor ever again. (Don't hold your breath.)
Anyway, the reason I'm taking the time to propose an alternative watch order at all is an expression of the degree to which I am utterly shocked that my wife just watched and enjoyed so many Star Wars movies after struggling to tolerate them for the first two decades of our relationship. I'm literally worried I might have broken her.
But really, it turned out that all she needed was for a genuinely well-crafted narrative to hook her, and Andor is undeniably the best ambassador the franchise currently has.