Buy my brother's house

If you've been following me for the last few years, you've heard all about my move to Orlando^* and how great I think it is. If, for whatever reason, this has engendered a desire in you to join me in paradise, now's your chance. An actually great house has hit the market in an area where high-quality inventory is exceptionally limited.

Beautiful house. Gated community. Golf course. Lake access. Disney World.

How else do I know this house is good? Because my brother lives there! He's poured his heart and soul into modernizing and updating it since he moved to Orlando in 2022, and it really shows. I suspect it won't sit on the market very long, so if you're interested you should go do the thing and click through to Zillow and then contact the realtor.

As our good friend/realtor Ken Pozek puts in his incredible overview video, this house comes with everything except compromises^†:

^* Specifically, the Disney World-adjacent part of Orlando
^† Okay, one compromise: you'll have to put up with living near me.