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I joined Twitter in 2007 and my brain slowly morphed over the next 15 years from hopelessly verbose to nihilistically pithy. I've kicked the Twitter habit, but the takes keep flowing. That's why I post them here and format them as a social network of one. You're welcome to bookmark any of these takes, though I'm not sure why you would.

By the way, the hearts and like counts are fake. They're just there to make you feel safe.


Becky keeps encouraging me to try nutritional yeast as a healthy, protein-rich seasoning, but the wires in my brain got crossed and I keep calling it "informational yeast" and then wondering what the hell it has to tell me.

Someone should start a "Delete TikTok" challenge, wherein you record yourself accessing a friend's phone, deleting the TikTok app, and then capturing their reaction when they realize they can't reinstall it.

No offense to the startup bros out there but “Agentic” sounds more like an Alzheimer’s drug that’s mired in a class action lawsuit for giving people cancer.

I find myself frequently wondering how much better LLMs would be at coding if they were trained to be humble and full of self-doubt instead of overconfident know-it-alls.

Just wasted 30 minutes trying to validate the following XML file:

justin.searls.co/atom.xml

AFAICT, 90% of XML validators don’t look up referenced XSD URLs and literally zero will validate against all of them if a default namespace is used at all. Prove me wrong!

$ rails new syndicate --database=postgresql --css=tailwind --skip-devcontainer --skip-docker --skip-kamal --skip-rubocop --skip-thruster --skip-action-mailbox

Have an old app that I don’t use and which generates Bugsnag notifications almost daily, and I’ve been stressing about a few todos to fix these long-known problems once and for all.

But then I realized I could just unsubscribe from Bugsnag email notifications and that will take way less time than debugging Postgres deadlocks. Problem solved!

Sitting on hold with a doctor and every 30 seconds it says "Due to unusually long hold times, you can press 1 to leave a voicemail and we will return your call within 24 business hours."

24 business hours? So if it’s 1 PM Monday, that means they’ll get back to me on 10 AM Thursday?

The catastrophic failure of Peloton as a business is very funny in its own right, but the fact that they’ll either go bankrupt or be merged into oblivion without ever once owning peloton dot com is sort of hilarious.

In case you’re wondering how wide the new Ultra Wide (32:9 @ 5120x1440px) setting is for Mac Virtual Display on Vision Pro, it amounts to:

  • 730 characters per line of text at Terminal’s default font size
  • 42 cells of data at Numbers’ default sizing
  • 24 slides per row in Keynotes’ Light Table view

It’s wide.

This month's issue of Searls of Wisdom is out and includes the eulogy I recently gave for my father. If you sign up now, you'll receive it.

Already heard back from a young father who read it from a totally different perspective than I had anticipated. It's easy to assume that something that feels so personal can only apply to you, but never underestimate the impact of sharing your authentic self with others. justin.searls.co/newsletter/