I joined Twitter in 2007 and my brain slowly morphed over the next 15 years from hopelessly verbose to nihilistically pithy. I've kicked the Twitter habit, but the takes keep flowing. That's why I post them here and format them as a social network of one. They're also cross-posted to my Mastodon account. You're welcome to bookmark any of these takes, though I'm not sure why you would.
By the way, the hearts and like counts are fake. They're just there to make you feel safe.
My cousin just contacted me for the first time in a decade to ask for advice on planning her first trip to Japan. As if to punish her, I turned around 3000 words in under two hours. That'll teach her!
(Maybe I can salvage a blog post from it, at least…)
I was getting free Paramount+ through my T-Mobile account, but that promotion
ended, so now I get it through my American Express Platinum card, which offers a
free Walmart+ subscription (via statement credits), which in turn includes a
free Paramount+ subscription. walmart.com/partner/plus/amexplatinum
Ok good talk.