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Aaron's Puns, Ranked.

This is the list of Breaking Change, Season 2 puns prior to the 2nd Annual Punsort. For the current list, you want /puns.

Rank Ep.
1 v37 I never pre-order video games. Instead I just buy now, play later.
2 v41 I heard that high end restaurants typically go broke because they cooked their books. I guess there's no accounting for good taste
3 v32 I thought installing a new shower would make my house worth a lot more, but it turned out to just be a wash
4 v29 I bought a Nintendo switch because I heard it was going to be really fun to play. Unfortunately I didn't enjoy it one bit and now I feel like I've been joy conned
5 v33 Every time I go to the gym I'm like "how's that working out?"
6 v34 My biggest issue with callbacks is that I wish they would text first
7 v36 The problem with insurance company ads is all of their bold claims
8 v35 It took me a while to figure out how to get my boat to float but then I let it sink in
9 v46 Doctor keeps telling me I need more electrolytes but all of the lights in my house are already electric
10 v45 I once worked with a JavaScript programmer that would only work mornings. I guess they were an AM npm developer
11 v43 I really didn’t get the hype behind mechanical keyboards until I tried one, and then it clicked.
12 v39 I bought a new camera and I’m having a hard time learning how to use it. No matter what I do, it just doesn’t click
13 v40 I feel like AI coding assistants are just token developers
14 v31 I'm thinking of starting a YouTube channel for physicists and calling it "Mass Media"
15 v42 I feel like the biggest problem with taking orders at a pizza place is that everyone is just phoning it in
16 v30 I heard most cars are designed by a steering committee.
17 v38 Eating cherries is the pits.
18 v28 I was really hoping to play Balatro today, but I don't have time so I guess it's not in the cards
19 v44 I heard YouTube is hiring tons of fish lately. Apparently they make good streamers
20 v47 Really wanted to get in to baseball this year, but I found watching the games to be very hit or miss
21 v48 It's weird they're called "regular expressions" when hardly anyone uses them regularly

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