Aaron's Puns, Ranked.
This is the list of Breaking Change, Season 2 puns prior to the 2nd Annual Punsort. For the current list, you want /puns.
| Rank | Ep. | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | v37 | I never pre-order video games. Instead I just buy now, play later. |
| 2 | v41 | I heard that high end restaurants typically go broke because they cooked their books. I guess there's no accounting for good taste |
| 3 | v32 | I thought installing a new shower would make my house worth a lot more, but it turned out to just be a wash |
| 4 | v29 | I bought a Nintendo switch because I heard it was going to be really fun to play. Unfortunately I didn't enjoy it one bit and now I feel like I've been joy conned |
| 5 | v33 | Every time I go to the gym I'm like "how's that working out?" |
| 6 | v34 | My biggest issue with callbacks is that I wish they would text first |
| 7 | v36 | The problem with insurance company ads is all of their bold claims |
| 8 | v35 | It took me a while to figure out how to get my boat to float but then I let it sink in |
| 9 | v46 | Doctor keeps telling me I need more electrolytes but all of the lights in my house are already electric |
| 10 | v45 | I once worked with a JavaScript programmer that would only work mornings. I guess they were an AM npm developer |
| 11 | v43 | I really didn’t get the hype behind mechanical keyboards until I tried one, and then it clicked. |
| 12 | v39 | I bought a new camera and I’m having a hard time learning how to use it. No matter what I do, it just doesn’t click |
| 13 | v40 | I feel like AI coding assistants are just token developers |
| 14 | v31 | I'm thinking of starting a YouTube channel for physicists and calling it "Mass Media" |
| 15 | v42 | I feel like the biggest problem with taking orders at a pizza place is that everyone is just phoning it in |
| 16 | v30 | I heard most cars are designed by a steering committee. |
| 17 | v38 | Eating cherries is the pits. |
| 18 | v28 | I was really hoping to play Balatro today, but I don't have time so I guess it's not in the cards |
| 19 | v44 | I heard YouTube is hiring tons of fish lately. Apparently they make good streamers |
| 20 | v47 | Really wanted to get in to baseball this year, but I found watching the games to be very hit or miss |
| 21 | v48 | It's weird they're called "regular expressions" when hardly anyone uses them regularly |
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