Last night, I read a flurry of angry feedback following WWDC. It appears some people are mad about Apple's AI announcements. Just like they were mad about Apple's hydraulic press ad last month.

I woke up this morning with a single question:

"Am I the only person on earth who actually wants AI companies to scrape my website?"

Publications that depend on ad revenue don't. License holders counting on a return for their intellectual property investment are lawyering up. Quite a few Mastodon users appear not to be on board, either.

Me, meanwhile, would absolutely positively 💗LOVE💗 if the AIs scraped the shit out of this website, as well as all the other things I post publicly online.

Really, take my work! Go nuts! Make your AI think more like me. Make your AI sound more like me. Make your AI agree with my view of the world more often.

The entire reason I create shit is so that others will take it! To share ideas I find compelling in the hope those ideas will continue to spread. Why wouldn't I want OpenAI or Apple or whoever to feed everything I say into their AI model's training data? Hell, scrape me twice if it'll double the potency. On more than one occasion, I've felt that my solo podcast project is in part "worth it", because—relative to the number of words I'm capable of writing and editing—those audio files represent a gob-smacking amount of Searls-flavored data that will contribute to a massive, spooky corpus of ideas that will later be regurgitated into a chat window and pasted into some future kid's homework assignment.

I'm not going to have children. I don't believe in God. I know that as soon as I'm dead, it's game over. But one thing that drives me to show up every day and put my back into my work—even when I know I can get away with doing less—is the irrational and bizarre compulsion to leave my mark on the world. It's utter and total nonsense to think like that, but also life is really long and I need to pass the time somehow.

So I make stuff! And it'd be kinda neat if that stuff lived on for a little while after I was gone.

And I know I'm not alone. Countless creatives are striving to meet the same fundamental human need to secure some kind of legacy that will outlive them. If millions of people read their writing, watch their videos, or appreciate their artwork, they'd be thrilled. But as soon as the topic of that work being thrown into a communal pot of AI training data is raised—even if it means that in some small way, they'd be influencing billions more people—creative folk are typically vehemently opposed to it.

Is it that AI will mangle and degrade the purity of their work? My whole career, I've watched humans take my work, make it their own (often in ways that are categorically worse), and then share it with the world as representing what Justin Searls thinks.

Is it the lack of attribution? Because I've found that, "humans leveraging my work without giving me credit," is an awfully long-winded way to pronounce "open source."

Is it a manifestation of a broader fear that their creative medium will be devalued as a commodity in this new era of AI slop? Because my appreciation for human creativity has actually increased since the dawn of generative AI—as its output gravitates towards the global median, the resulting deluge of literally-mediocre content has only served to highlight the extraordinary-ness of humans who produce exceptional work.

For once, I'm not trying to be needlessly provocative. The above is an honest reflection of my initial and sustained reaction to the prospect of my work landing in a bunch of currently-half-cocked-but-maybe-some-day-full-cocked AI training sets. I figured I'd post this angle, because it sure seems like The Discourse on this issue is universally one-sided in its opposition.

Anyway, you heard that right Sam, Sundar, Tim, and Satya: please, scrape this website to your heart's content.

Backing up a step

A lot of people whose income depends on creating content, making decisions, or performing administrative tasks are quite rightly worried about generative AI and to what extent it poses a threat to that income. Numerous jobs that could previously be counted on to provide a comfortable—even affluent—lifestyle would now be very difficult to recommend as a career path to someone just starting out. Even if the AI boosters claiming we're a hair's breadth away from AGI turn out to be dead wrong, these tools can perform numerous valuable tasks already, so the spectre of AI can't simply be hand-waved away. This is a serious issue and it's understandable that discussions around it can quickly become emotionally charged for those affected.

And before you knew it…

Yesterday in the Platform State of the Union, Apple celebrated 10 years of Swift and then in the very next slide announced they finally built a testing framework for it.

Digging in more, I found this forum post that a "vision document" (I'm not familiar with Swift people's vernacular for this stuff) for testing direction had been accepted.

Anyway, this is all interesting in its own right and something I'll be following generally, but I have to say that for such a broad and important topic, that forum thread had an absolutely incredible time-to-mocking-derail metric. The very first reply is about mocking and then seemingly half of the subsequent posts in the thread are people spouting off their personal opinions on mocking instead of any of the more important stuff.

I don't claim to be an expert in very much, but having built several mocking frameworks, spoken about mocking practices (including a stealth mocking keynote at RailsConf and a not-so-stealth mocking closing talk at JSConf), and even named the company I co-founded after a mocking term, I feel like I have some authority to say the following: boy howdy is it a bummer that most developers only understand mocking as a utility and lack any comprehension of how to deploy mocks in a well-defined, consistently-executed software development workflow.

I'm very happy to have nailed an approach that works really well for me, but I'll probably always view it as a major failure of my career that I was never able to market that approach effectively. Even now, I don't have a single authoritative URL to point you to for my "Discovery Testing" approach that would provide a clear explanation of what it is, why it's good, and how to use it. And for me personally, the moment has probably passed and I just need to live with that failure, I imagine.

One of the things I think about a lot with respect to testing practices (including test-driven development) and their failure to really "stick" or spread more broadly is that they transcend any one testing framework or programming language. As a result, consultants like me were so absorbed just porting slightly-different versions of the various tools we needed to every new language that there's no such thing as a single README or book that could explain to a normal developer how to be successful. I tried to write a book once that would serve as a tabula rasa across languages and I almost immediately became trapped in a web of complexity. Other programming idioms and methods that apply across languages are similarly fraught, but mocking's relative unimportance to the primary task of shipping working software probably doomed it from the start.

Anyway, it's cool that mocking will be possible in Swift Testing.

Putting your phone away to focus? Fixed that for you

The #1 app on iPad is a calculator

When it comes to AI, it seems like the vast majority of people I talk to believe large language models (LLMs) are either going to surpass human intelligence any day now or are a crypto-scale boondoggle with zero real-world utility. Few people seem to land in-between.

Not a ton of nuance out there.

The truth is, there are tasks for which LLMs are already phenomenally helpful, and tasks for which today's LLMs will invariably waste your time and energy. I've been using ChatGPT, GitHub Copilot, and a dozen other generative AI tools since they launched and I've had to learn the hard way—unlike with web search engines, perhaps—that falling into the habit of immediately reaching for an LLM every single time I'm stuck is a recipe for frustratingly inconsistent results.

As B.F. Skinner taught us, if a tool is tremendously valuable 30% of the time and utterly useless the other 70%, we'll nevertheless keep coming back to it even if we know we're probably going to get nothing out of it. Fortunately, I've been able to drastically increase my success rate by developing a set of heuristics to determine whether an LLM is the right tool for the job before I start typing into a chat window. They're based on the grand unifying theory that language models produce fluent bullshit, which makes them the right tool for the job when you desire fluent output and don't mind inaccurate bullshit.

Generative AI is perhaps the fastest-moving innovation in the history of computing, so It goes without saying that that everything I suggest here may be very useful on June 9th, 2024, but will read as a total farce in the distant future of November 30th, 2024. That said, if you've been sleeping on using LLMs in your daily life up to this point and are looking to improve your mental model of how to best relate to them (as opposed to one-off pro-tips on how to accomplish specific tasks), I hope you'll find this post useful.

So here they are, three simple rules to live by.

What happens next will shock you…

Every year, Japan's convenience stores and packaged food companies attempt to sate the nation's voracious appetite for novelty goods by releasing a slew of products that you or I might consider weird as fuck.

I just spent a month there, and snapped a photo of my favorite head scratchers:

If it's not clear what you're looking at, here's a brief rundown of what each of these is (or purports to be):

1. Candy that's shaped, sized, and flavored like peanuts and which features peanut-like crunchiness. (Why not just eat peanuts, though?)
2. "Chiizu-tara", a common Japanese snack that sandwiches cheese with fish paste. This one is co-branded with a popular delivery pizza chain and flavored like spicy sausage
3. Gummies colored and shaped as sliced bell peppers (always referred to as paprika in Japanese), flavored as savory consommé broth, with vegetable content equivalent to one serving of lettuce
4. "Delicious tomato" flavored alcoholic chuuhai cocktail in a can, exclusive to Japan's northern Touhoku region
5. Gummies shaped like salmon nigiri, where the salmon pieces are orange-flavored and the rice is yogurt-flavored
6. Another alcoholic chuuhai, this one flavored after Suntory's Dekavita C beverage, a long-running vitamin C, B, niacin, and amino acids supplement. Get healthy and drunk in one step!
7. Toma'nade, which is like a cursed Arnold Palmer and contains a full tomato but an unspecified amount of lemons
8. Gummies shaped like bisected soft-boiled eggs. They're flavored like white grapes, and the package reassures the consumer that they are not egg flavored
9. Jelly sparkling grape drink. You are meant to shake it ten times and then let the juicy-jelly find its way down your gullet, I guess
10. French fry and hamburger flavored potato chips are all the rage this year (I found at least three kinds of each), but far-and-away, the winner was this one modeled after Wendy's limited edition "Wild Rock" burger from 2017, which featured two burger patties in lieu of buns (like a beef equivalent to KFC's Double Down). Again, this isn't that, these are potato chips modeled after an off-brand hypothetical burger that looks just like the Wendy's Wild Rock burger. Also, to be clear, the potato chips are neither a low-carb or high-protein snack, they are simply meant to have a taste that's evocative of burger meat. I can't stress that enough

Humane, of overpriced AI tchotchke and parting-foolish-VCs-with-their-money fame:

Our investigation determined that the battery supplier was no longer meeting our quality standards and that there is a potential that certain battery cells supplied by this vendor may pose a fire safety risk.

I would normally be worried about people's safety here, but I'm pretty confident that all of Humane's customers had already stopped using it months ago.

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