justin․searls․co

I joined Twitter in 2007 and my brain slowly morphed over the next 15 years from hopelessly verbose to nihilistically pithy. I've kicked the Twitter habit, but the takes keep flowing. That's why I post them here and format them as a social network of one. You're welcome to bookmark any of these takes, though I'm not sure why you would.

By the way, the hearts and like counts are fake. They're just there to make you feel safe.


I wonder if anyone has attempted to fork VS Code to run under WebKit instead of Chromium. My M2 MacBook Air should get "all-day battery life" but has never cracked 3 hours and the only running app other than Safari is usually VS Code.

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Was having an awesome week and then I realized half the assets I created for my new app in AWS are on us-east-1 and the other half are on us-east-2 and now I'm having a terrible week.

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Shout out to Dave from Ypsilanti who requested bids from contractors for a bathroom remodel on Angie's List and entered my cell phone number. 30 calls and 20 texts in the last 24 hours. Cool.

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Just saw the phrase "food desert" misspelled as "food dessert" and, would you believe it, it profoundly changed the meaning of the sentence.

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Every time I get asked to review a document, I'll leave several paragraphs of feedback about one of the first few sentences, exhaust myself, and then give up and close the window. #secret

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I have a "private client" account at a regional bank, not because I want to talk to anyone, but because it gets you the lowest fees and best interest rates. The only "cost" is I have to screen a dozen phone calls and e-mails a year as they try to upsell me.

I think I've had 15 account managers in the last ten years. Most of the email they send me is them handing me off to the next one.

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