justin․searls․co

I joined Twitter in 2007 and my brain slowly morphed over the next 15 years from hopelessly verbose to nihilistically pithy. I've kicked the Twitter habit, but the takes keep flowing. That's why I post them here and format them as a social network of one. You're welcome to bookmark any of these takes, though I'm not sure why you would.

By the way, the hearts and like counts are fake. They're just there to make you feel safe.


Oh, Apple. Scheduled a "Send Later" iMessage to Becky for 10 AM yesterday, but because of time zone changes I never experienced 10 AM yesterday and instead of scheduling based on a real timestamp it just left the message in a permanent unsent state.

Great job, everyone.

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It is Twenty Fucking Twenty Six and iMessage still thinks that a phone number without a country code and a phone number with a country code belong in the same message thread (good!) but different contacts (bad!). What am I supposed to do? Save +1 and non +1 variants for every US phone number in my contacts?

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Here's a direct revenue idea for the airlines: Informed Seat Selection.

Prior to choosing a seat, passengers pay $89 to preview the security photos on file for the passengers booked next to them.

Bonus: dynamic pricing based on historical desirability of each passenger.

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Back in college during my study abroad in Japan, I met a jackass from the UK who got pissed when me and my friends kept referring to "soccer" when "the rest of the world calls it football."

It was fun to be the one to inform him that in Japan they call it soccer.

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Just got mad at my coding agent and corrected it and ended the message with "Capisce?"

I have apparently become my late aunt Erminia.

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Yet again, I finally sit down to tackle something I've been procrastinating for a month because I was afraid it would be a huge pain in the ass, only to be proven right and it really is a huge pain in the ass, which just reinforces that I should procrastinate even more in the future.

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AirPods Pro 3 are a disappointment. Seal is less reliable. They whistle from feedback when carried. 15s after popping in a second AirPod, it often still won't start playing. Reduced range. Running the microwave results in constant audio interference. Same issues on multiple pairs

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Braved the humanity and bolstered my immune system by subjecting myself to all four Disney Parks. 12 hours, 16 rides, and 30,000 steps. 😮‍💨

It turned out to be a really fun use case for my site's "Wisps" strip, which are also syndicated as Instagram stories. We have fun here.

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Just realized that if the children's book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was localized for Japan, it could have been named, "It's Raining Men."

(Translator's Note: "men" means noodles)

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